Guide to Interpreting MySpace / Facebook / Friendster Photos

When I stumbled this list I can’t help but smile. So funny.

Example Photo Type What They Want You to Think The Truth Blurry Artistic Has acne, possibly moustache if female Anime Eccentric, possibly Japanese Computer programmer Holding some sort of alcoholic beverage Fun, laid back There has never been a photograph taken of them where they weren’t holding an alcoholic beverage Very closely cropped Enigmatic Fat Dude jamming on guitar He’s in a popular band and rocks out all the time Unemployed Close-up of breasts, usually in bustier Sexy and naughty Fat Face at strange, usually downward, angle Eccentric, possibly supermodel Unattractive; this is the only good picture of them ever taken Dark, brooding Doesn’t care Dangerous, possibly a pirate Cartoon character such as Bugs Bunny or Tweety Bird Cute, playful Immature, probably fat Guy with beard sitting on couch Sits on the couch a lot, has a beard Sits on the couch a lot, has a beard